5 Reasons I Chose Cursing Over Therapy
Life is tough. Most likely if you are living a successful life, there
is a lot of stress associated with it. That is just how it is. It is
stressful when you have tons of things going on at the same time and are
trying to micromanage everything because you are way too big headed to
outsource some of the easy work. Yep, I am talking about myself. For
instance, why am I sitting here writing on this website when I could pay
someone else to do so? Well that’s because every time I hire someone I
absolutely hate their writing and it drives me so insane that I end up
rewording and rephrasing every single thing that they have written.
At one time I thought that the amount of stress that I was dealing
with was way too much and found myself drinking an entire bottle of wine
or champagne per day. That was before I found the ultimate cure for
stress. The crazy thing about it is that it is 100% free! It’s called
cursing and boy do I love doing it. Here are 5 reasons why I chose
cursing over psychological therapy, prescription drugs, being constantly
pissed, and/or losing my mind.
1. Because it doesn’t cost any f**king money.
Sheesh, my monthly bills are already absolutely ridiculous. Between
paying for my personal trainer, my publicist, my shopping habit, and
normal life bills, I decided that paying for a therapist was way too
much.
2. You are able to relax and release all your da*n pissed-off-ness
right in your own car or home. See, now you don’t have to talk about all
of your problems in some weird chair and look at some weird doctor
while discussing all of your problems. You can do it in the comfort of
your home.
3. Cursing really isn’t a sin as long as you don’t use God’s name in
the same sentence. That makes me really feel good about myself and
feeling good is therapy in itself.
4. When I am cursing I realize how amazing I really am. I mean anyone
who can curse like I can and still sound like a southern belle
seriously is talented. Again, realizing that you are amazing is very
therapeutic.
5. I don’t have to make an appointment to curse. I just do it all day
and all night and never have to worry about getting a follow up exam!
Now that is golden.
When all things are said and done, cursing is the way to go versus
any other alternative. If you haven’t tried it yet, have at it! You
won’t be disappointed.