5 Reasons I Chose Cursing Over Therapy
5 Reasons I Chose Cursing Over Therapy
Life is tough. Most likely if you are living a successful life, there is a lot of stress associated with it. That is just how it is. It is stressful when you have tons of things going on at the same time and are trying to micromanage everything because you are way too big headed to outsource some of the easy work. Yep, I am talking about myself. For instance, why am I sitting here writing on this website when I could pay someone else to do so? Well that’s because every time I hire someone I absolutely hate their writing and it drives me so insane that I end up rewording and rephrasing every single thing that they have written.
At one time I thought that the amount of stress that I was dealing with was way too much and found myself drinking an entire bottle of wine or champagne per day. That was before I found the ultimate cure for stress. The crazy thing about it is that it is 100% free! It’s called cursing and boy do I love doing it. Here are 5 reasons why I chose cursing over psychological therapy, prescription drugs, being constantly pissed, and/or losing my mind.
Sheesh, my monthly bills are already absolutely ridiculous. Between paying for my personal trainer, my publicist, my shopping habit, and normal life bills, I decided that paying for a therapist was way too much.
2. You are able to relax and release all your da*n pissed-off-ness right in your own car or home. See, now you don’t have to talk about all of your problems in some weird chair and look at some weird doctor while discussing all of your problems. You can do it in the comfort of your home.
3. Cursing really isn’t a sin as long as you don’t use God’s name in the same sentence. That makes me really feel good about myself and feeling good is therapy in itself.
4. When I am cursing I realize how amazing I really am. I mean anyone who can curse like I can and still sound like a southern belle seriously is talented. Again, realizing that you are amazing is very therapeutic.
5. I don’t have to make an appointment to curse. I just do it all day and all night and never have to worry about getting a follow up exam! Now that is golden.
When all things are said and done, cursing is the way to go versus any other alternative. If you haven’t tried it yet, have at it! You won’t be disappointed.
Life is tough. Most likely if you are living a successful life, there is a lot of stress associated with it. That is just how it is. It is stressful when you have tons of things going on at the same time and are trying to micromanage everything because you are way too big headed to outsource some of the easy work. Yep, I am talking about myself. For instance, why am I sitting here writing on this website when I could pay someone else to do so? Well that’s because every time I hire someone I absolutely hate their writing and it drives me so insane that I end up rewording and rephrasing every single thing that they have written.
At one time I thought that the amount of stress that I was dealing with was way too much and found myself drinking an entire bottle of wine or champagne per day. That was before I found the ultimate cure for stress. The crazy thing about it is that it is 100% free! It’s called cursing and boy do I love doing it. Here are 5 reasons why I chose cursing over psychological therapy, prescription drugs, being constantly pissed, and/or losing my mind.
1. Because it doesn’t cost any f**king money.
Sheesh, my monthly bills are already absolutely ridiculous. Between paying for my personal trainer, my publicist, my shopping habit, and normal life bills, I decided that paying for a therapist was way too much.
2. You are able to relax and release all your da*n pissed-off-ness right in your own car or home. See, now you don’t have to talk about all of your problems in some weird chair and look at some weird doctor while discussing all of your problems. You can do it in the comfort of your home.
3. Cursing really isn’t a sin as long as you don’t use God’s name in the same sentence. That makes me really feel good about myself and feeling good is therapy in itself.
4. When I am cursing I realize how amazing I really am. I mean anyone who can curse like I can and still sound like a southern belle seriously is talented. Again, realizing that you are amazing is very therapeutic.
5. I don’t have to make an appointment to curse. I just do it all day and all night and never have to worry about getting a follow up exam! Now that is golden.
When all things are said and done, cursing is the way to go versus any other alternative. If you haven’t tried it yet, have at it! You won’t be disappointed.
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